Whenever I think of this guy, I think of him running full-tilt into a subway train car without ducking and slamming the top of his head into the steel sliding door rail, which knocked him senseless right on the platform.
Now that made me laugh! I’m still smiling as I type these words.
I don’t think that’s what made him senseless.
My dream is that he steps on a banana peel and takes a full 4 feet off the ground drop right on his ass proceeding to knock himself out then awakening to discover he has 100% amnesia.
I can’t laugh because I did something like that. I was running to catch a subway and I was looking in the windows to see where there was a seat and I ran right into a steel girder. (this was like 30 years ago). I’ll never forget it though. The whole right side of my face was black and blue. Probably should have gone to a hospital.