That the only people putt-putting around on motorized bicycles at 3:15 AM are people who have lost their license for DWI?
Perhaps alcohol was involved?
Only semi related bicycle song I know but this one takes place at 4AM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEpD9RH-Wds
Maybe maybe not...I have a moped that I use. If I need to go between 5 to 10 miles, I use my moped. My cars are mostly gasguzzlers, F 250 crew cab, Ford Expedition and Lincoln Aviator.