[fieldmarshaldj]

"On a personal level, I cringe when I hear someone sound the "t" in often"

Who says it 'OFFEN' ? That would make me cringe.

[x]

Who says it 'OFFEN' ? That would make me cringe.

Listen, that's the way we said it back in my castle when we were moistening our fasteners ...

[VRW Conspirator]

Who says it 'OFFEN' ? That would make me cringe.

Well, you see, it works well in this poem:

It is not the cough that carries you off,
It is the coffin that carries you often.