One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.
``Tell me, you dumb beast,'' demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, ``why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?''
Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied ``MU'' (the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING).
Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.
(And thus shall it be always with those who follow the teachings of Aflac (The Duck) or Bflac (Blue Flamingo Ancient Cow.))
Watch out for Ack Ack.
Isis, Goddess & Cow is ready for coloring.
With the 64 pack of crayons she may be colored to resemble a flamingo.
Note also that ISIS is four letters, unlike AFLAC which has five.