Let me try.
First, let me congratulate Pepsi on being so friendly to the crowd that is now rioting, burning cars, and beating people up. I'm sure these lost souls appreciate the corporate support.
Secondly, I sent an email to my brother-in-law in which I said that Hillary Clinton is a good golfer and wears sensible shoes.
And finally, my remarks that Pepsi tastes like dog urine cut with strychnine was part of a larger speech in which I declared that all Pepsi products were commissioned by the Devil, and could poison a pit viper.
So you see, the quote you read is only a small part of the story that makes for clickable headlines, but does not reflect my true sentiment, which is that I'd rather drink the sweat off an elephant's balls than Pepsi-Cola.
“Oh! You nasty boys!” (black momma’s lyric in blind black singer’s hit song) - Stevie Wonder
God bless you. :-)
I’m going to have to find a new, non Pepsico, pancake syrup.