I think I’m going to use that Churchill quote as my tag-line.

As I was driving through Missouri (of all places) I saw a sign for...the Winston Churchill Museum! (It was where he gave his famous "Iron Curtin" speech) I have always regarded Winston Churchill as one of the most important and significant figures of the 20th century, so...I pulled right off the highway and followed the signs to Fulton, Missouri.
I loved it. They had a great museum store, and I bought a book of Churchill quotes!