One of the guys on a local talk radio car show was talking recently about a recipe book he was working on that used road kill. Pretty funny. Guess cane kill would work just as well for the protein part. Doubt if old granny could slay an armadillo with her cane though and we have a lot of those.
Remind Granny not to handle Armadillos barehanded. Many of them are capable of passing Leprosy bacteria onto humans.