Who cares?
Get rid of all classes with the words studies of ending in the word science. Get rid of the sports teams which then will allow you to then get rid of all remedial classes. Fire 2/3 of the faculty that are not actual professors. Fire all professors who have their classes taught by TAs. Go back to no frills dorms and cafeterias...it is a place for kids to learn, not an all inclusive luxury resort in the bahamas