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To: rickmichaels
It’s very rare but it has been described during colonoscopy. It’s no laughing matter for the patient.
39 posted on
10/31/2016 5:42:15 PM PDT by
JusPasenThru
(Democrat mantra: Promise Everything, Deliver Nothing, Blame Others)
To: rickmichaels
Good lord how much does a cork cost, after all?
41 posted on
10/31/2016 5:42:56 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: rickmichaels
I really can’t picture how an uncontained fart could generate enough heat for long enough to do more than singe hair.
I hope she is OK but that must have been quite a fart.
45 posted on
10/31/2016 5:45:40 PM PDT by
dangerdoc
((this space for rent))
To: rickmichaels
At least the methane didn’t contribute to GoreBull warming.
46 posted on
10/31/2016 5:45:41 PM PDT by
beethovenfan
(I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
To: rickmichaels
Hmmm. Wonder what body part they were operating on. Never mind, I don’t want to know.
48 posted on
10/31/2016 5:48:25 PM PDT by
dhs12345
To: rickmichaels
To: rickmichaels
To: rickmichaels
Accidents happen, but it’s bad when you make the medical journals.
54 posted on
10/31/2016 6:08:59 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Carly Simon is so vain, she thinks we think her insipid song is about us.)
To: rickmichaels
It concluded: "When the patient's intestinal gas leaked into the space of the operation (room), it ignited with the irradiation of the laser, and the burning spread, eventually reaching the surgical drape and causing the fire."Fart jokes aside, it's hard to imagine that there would be enough flammable gas to do much damage. (Or people would be torching themselves around outdoor grills all the time ....) But if the surgical drapes were flammable, maybe it's a different story. Does anyone know what the standard is on surgical drapes?
59 posted on
10/31/2016 6:15:03 PM PDT by
sphinx
To: rickmichaels
What in the Wide World of Sports is going on?
61 posted on
10/31/2016 6:21:15 PM PDT by
REDWOOD99
("Everyone should pay taxes. Everyone should pay the same rate.)
To: rickmichaels
While we’re talking science ...... Learned from my son you can be sitting on a foam pillow / cushion and get up while letting a big one. The pillow will hold the smell And can be moved to another location then squeezed with remarkable effect.
Probably not good to do around smokers.
63 posted on
10/31/2016 6:22:10 PM PDT by
jcon40
To: rickmichaels
“I suppose you expect me to talk?”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to fart and catch on fire!”
An alternate scene from the movie Goldfinger.
64 posted on
10/31/2016 6:23:43 PM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rickmichaels
66 posted on
10/31/2016 6:30:22 PM PDT by
SIDENET
(Tagline free is no way to go through life, son.)
To: rickmichaels
“....laser being applied to her cervix.”
I wouldn’t know, but I would guess that might have been the “cause” of the flatulence.
70 posted on
10/31/2016 6:49:11 PM PDT by
faucetman
(Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts ,)
To: rickmichaels
It appears someone had a few to many whistle berries for lunch!
79 posted on
11/01/2016 5:12:14 AM PDT by
4yearlurker
("Good God,what brave fellows I must this day lose!" G. Washington~Battle of Brooklyn)
To: rickmichaels
They forgot to plug it up.
81 posted on
11/01/2016 6:18:08 AM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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