Us WaPoo newsers reached our brilliant conclusion based on a combination of telling our establishment readers what they want to hear ... giving our crony capital advertisers a story that they will pay us to print ... having run off everyone in our organization with an I.Q. greater than room temperature ... and smoking some damn good weed!
Nobody gets fired if they are monumentally wrong. Nobody loses money and none of their peers disrespect them.
So.... yeah like... dudes... we’re totally in the tank for Hillary and most of us have contributed to her campaign, but you can totally trust us on this. Trump’s doomed. I mean, we did a careful poll of everyone in the newsroom and nobody here is gonna vote for him.
If there is a live human being anywhere who believes this poll I want to know who they are.
I have a bridge in Brooklyn that is currently for sale—cheap!
The WaPost should really try to keep up with events better. Wikileaks released the Clinton material proving that they were working on overstating their poll numbers—LAST WEEK!
So sad.
So far, I’m pleased with the 14.5 percent bet I placed on Trump, and I’m replenishing my DT donation with the winnings.
That monkey is NOT a WashPoo journalist. They wanted to hire him, but he knew it makes the NY Slimes look moderate, so he started his own newspaper. :-)
EXPOSED: Clinton Fixer Revealed At Last!
Meet the man who did the Clintons’ dirty work for decades.
By National ENQUIRER Staff
Oct 24, 2016 @ 22:00PM
Decades of deceit are coming to an end today, as The National ENQUIRER unmasks the shadowy Mr. Fix It who covered up the Clintons’ ugliest scandals for years!
Only The ENQUIRER can reveal the true identity of the man: Jeff Rovin, seen below.
This top photo shows Rovin at the Clinton inaugural celebrations.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/politics/hillary-clinton-fixer-unmasked-sean-hannity-fox-news/