You want a cheeseburger? THEN ORDER A DAMNED CHEESE BURGER!
I'll ask you again.....HAVE YOU EVER, IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, EATEN FOR REAL ITALIAN PIZZA, OR AT THE LEAST, A NYC SLICE OF ONE ?
How is it not pizza? You can literally put anything you’d like on pizza and call it pizza. Just like you can put pepperoni or salami or tomato sauce on a burger and call it a burger.
Yes, qnd real Italian pizza is pointless and often disgusting. The thing most people around the world call pizza is an American creation. It wasnt until post WWI GIs brought the idea of Italian pizza back and New Yorkiffied it that it spread nack around the world with American soldiers. Each country then adapted its own bizarre creations.