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Man Sues Over Arrest After Cops Mistook Doughnut Glaze for Meth
NBC Miami ^
| Oct 21, 2016
Posted on 10/22/2016 4:46:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway
You’d think the police would know doughnut glaze when they see it.
To: mkmensinger
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posted on
10/22/2016 4:48:47 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I Love Bull Markets!!!)
To: nickcarraway
The jokes write themselves
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posted on
10/22/2016 4:49:32 PM PDT
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montag813
To: nickcarraway
Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze contains narcotics! Who knew?
To: mkmensinger
It was just a case of bad luck.
The cops that stopped this guy prefer maple and chocolate glazed doughnuts.
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posted on
10/22/2016 4:52:31 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(~Questionable Hillary thinks Putin made me post this!~)
To: mkmensinger
I know!!!
Cop pulled Boudreaux over and said, Sir I notice your eyes look kind of red, have you been drinking?
Boudreaux said, No Sir, but I notice your eyes look kind of glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
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posted on
10/22/2016 4:54:54 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: nickcarraway
In college, my best friend and I would head for the Krispy Kreme store, hoping the Hot Doughnuts sign was on. We would split a dozen donuts and pass a quart of milk between us to wash them down. Manna from Heaven.
good times.
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/22/2016 4:58:02 PM PDT
by
digger48
(Deplorables Unite)
To: Cowgirl of Justice
Bad Cop! No Donut! 😖
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/22/2016 5:04:33 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: nickcarraway
Orlando police have said the arrest was lawful. Well it WAS lawful - they're the law, and they did it.
Only communists have a problem with that.
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posted on
10/22/2016 5:12:45 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: nickcarraway
He will win this case; no jury is going to believe that a cop doesn’t recognize donut glaze.
To: nickcarraway
Dang, that close to civil forfeiture!
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posted on
10/22/2016 5:14:37 PM PDT
by
SES1066
(Quality, Speed or Economical - Any 2 of 3 except in government - 1 at best but never #3!)
To: nickcarraway
...but two roadside drug tests were positive for the illegal substance. Well, one giveaway from this... How do we know that previous tests weren't also wrong?
To: Alas Babylon!
There was an case some years ago where a drug dog’s record was subpoenaed. Turns out rhe dog was 50/50 on drug hits, no better than a coin flip. Such is the silliness of Prohibition.
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posted on
10/22/2016 5:28:47 PM PDT
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Wolfie
To: Wolfie
Turns out rhe dog was 50/50 on drug hits, no better than a coin flip. Such is the silliness of Prohibition.
I bet he still got a tasty snack on the false reads, though.
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posted on
10/22/2016 5:54:15 PM PDT
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Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: nickcarraway
K
I know cops eat powdered donuts to save time on chalking crime scenes but, this takes the cake...
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posted on
10/22/2016 7:07:06 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: nickcarraway
I would watch tv cops dip their finger in some bag of powder then taste it and say if it was cocaine or not.
Police officers are connoisseurs of donuts - See Chief Clancy Wiggins and they should be able to tell which glaze came from what donut and what shop with just a look.
To: nickcarraway
, but two roadside drug tests were positive for the illegal substance. The two hundred pound German shepherd alerted on it.
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posted on
10/22/2016 7:16:56 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(" T'was the witch of November come stealin' " And who could the stealing Witch of November be? Hmm?)
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