[Arthur McGowan]

How about this one, which I have seen:

NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO DOGS, NO SERVICE.

So, no one is allowed in the store without a couple of dogs?

[cynwoody]

Given SALADS MADE “FRESH” EVERY DAY, a typical customer would wonder why FRESH was in quotes.

Given NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO DOGS, NO SERVICE, the same customer would leave Fido in the car under a tree with the windows half-down. Or, if a hot day and no suitable tree, place an internet order, pick up, chow down (with a snack for Fido), and be on his way.