I celebrate Columbus Day because if the great voyages of discovery hadn’t taken place, the muslims would have taken over Europe.
Hey youse guys, we Italians celebrate Columbus Day because Chris was Italian, capisce?
And the blacks and the Irish, even the Mexicans, they got their own day and it was high time we got ours.
Youse got a problem with that?
Good reason. That is an interesting conclusion. It would seem a little hard to prove it, one way or the other.