Bigfoot Spotted Lurking Under Bald Eagle Nest

CNET ^ | October 6, 2016 | Eric Mack

[WellyP]

As many of you are thinking, it’s really Michelle O. on vacation!

[Georgia Girl 2]

Its Bigfoot Jim.

[Sirius Lee]

Not a bear. Dude in a gorilla suit maybe.

[Hootowl]

Nonsense. The eagle nest is under observation. Someone needs to check on the camera and eaglets periodically. The people who do the checking typically wear camouflage to minimize disturbing the nesting eagles.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Moochelle trying to tear it down?

[MNDude]

Wow! This is so awesome! Last month I got into the BIGGEST argument with my wife if Sasquatches are real or not. I can’t wait to shove this in her face!

[Dead Corpse]

Skunk ape...

[TomGuy]

Guy in a gorilla suit. He walks too tentatively.

[little jeremiah]

People have seen/heard/smelled them in the mountains around here.

[SirLurkedalot]

I figured she’d be occupied swatting at airplanes from the top of the Empire State Building.

Go figure.

[Fresh Wind]

How do you know the bigfoot is named Jim?

[nickcarraway]

Wow, most men argue with their wives about money, sex, etc. You two argue about bigfoot.

[beelzepug]

I doubt if this is true. If Bigfoot is smart enough to have avoided capture all these years, he is certainly smart enough not to live in Michigan.

[faithhopecharity]

if he’s a democrat, he’s registered to vote in at least 20 counties

[MNDude]

Well, my daughter asked if he’s real, and then after explaining all the proof and sightings, my wife butted in with her poorly-informed opinion.

[bgill]

Oh, no, it’s a bigfoot clown!

[MNnice]

Guy in a monkey suit.

[thinden]

That is pretty good big foot country

[right way right]

“Wow, most men argue with their wives about money, sex, etc. You two argue about bigfoot.”

Funny.