[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman)]
Ooh, baby, baby, can I have your tacos?
Those tacos sure look good!
I’m just Jenny from the hood!
Ooh, can I have your tacos?
Ooh, I—
Oh, stop, stop!
(music stops)
What the hell is wrong with you!?
You chulos can’t even keep a beat!
I deserve better than this!
I am Hennifer Hlopez!
Where’s my water?
Not Evian, Pellegrino you stupid bitch!!