Once the garage freezer is full, “release” the subsequent pigs directly into the custody of the guy that sells carnitas out of the taco truck. Everybody wins.
Yes indeed - you'll get free tacos for the rest of your life. And one last thing - pass out flyers full of pictures of a grass-fed wild porcine federal wildlife land grant non-profit preserve where all of the pigs are "guaranteed" to be relocated (depending on what the meaning of "guaranteed," is). Then serve non-alcoholic, child-safe white wine and gluten-free morning-picked veggies on your lawn for an eco-celebration of non-violent peace-centered collective community solutions. (Dash in the house as needed for a beer and a bite of spare ribs).