Very funny dialog!
Almost like something Mel Brooks would say or write.
RE: “Okay, after weeks of urging, he saw it and later angrily gave me this review:
“You are you an idiot!!! Stupidest damn movie I ever saw. First a bunch of monkeys are fighting each other and then one of them tosses a stick in the air that turns into a space ship. Then we see people landing on the moon and later a high pitch loud sound hits their eardrums and for some reason a couple of guys are on another spaceship going to Jupiter and a computer hijacks them.
“Then one of the space guys turns into a old man and the movie ends with a baby inside of a bubble circling Earth. It made absolutely NO SENSE and you are an IDIOT for talking me into wasting my time watching it!!!”
The first weapon was the beginning of technology.
You won’t think it’s so boring when the computers take over. It’s called the Singularity and it’s about to occur a lot sooner than people think.
The baby is the computer. We are still in the baby stages, even though I am no longer calling the tech department to say “My little arrow disappeared!”
I forgot to mention that my father thought Dave went on an acid trip.