Replies

I was watching some movie Robert Redford was in the other day. He’s on a boat going through trying times and there’s almost no dialogue and he’s wearing a ring and a watch and going up on deck in the hot sun with no hat and it was all so phony and boring. I sat there watching the movie and realized I wanted to punch him in the face. I shocked myself with that thought.

I thought about all the other movies he’s been in, some of them very good movies, and realized I couldn’t stand him in those movies either. As I watched this boring movie wondering why someone would be on a boat with a ring on (so very dangerous), out of the clear blue sky I thought, “He’s a Leo.” I quickly brought up Wikipedia and was pleased to see I was right.

Now I have no truck with all that astrology stuff, but there’s something about Leos that makes me want to punch them in the face. The movie was so boring that as it droned on I got to thinking about what it is about Leos that makes them so obvious. I think it’s something around their jaw line. It’s so pleased with itself. I think they tend to be narcissistic. And not in a good way.

It got me thinking (the movie was REALLY boring) about other Leos: Bill Clinton, a Leo (and as a side note, left-handed); Barack Hussein Obama, another Leo (interestingly also left-handed); and my brother, not left-handed. They all, in their own way, with their self-satisfied jaw line make me want to smack them.