My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I’ll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
I asked a cab driver to take me where I could get some action. He took me to my house.