Here is a clue for the ladies.
The only men that buy these things are guys that are abused by ladies
When i was a lad I had fantasys
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxfucGHC61qaw2tq.png
When a was a bit older
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRaX5fkKXO4
about 35 years later i like to think I grew up