Saw the title.
Saw that it was in the Washington Post.
Figured the author was a dude.
LOL!
The author is supposed to live in Seattle. Although the author claims to be female, and a photo shows a moderately pretty, rather plump woman with no taste in clothes ... it could nonetheless still be a dude.
After all, the coming Cthulhu presidency is being heralded by a worldwide wave of madness - especially in Seattle, because Cthulhu rises from the sea.