That’s why I am not a vegetarian. I kill my meat before eating it. The thought of biting into a tomato and hearing it scream as I chomp down on it is too hard to take.
Vegetarians are violent, murderous thugs.
Grapes scream too. Well, actually they just let out a little wine...
Trees are meat eaters. In a sense. I have some fruit trees in my back yard. After one of my cats got sick and died, I buried her at the base of one fruit tree. The tree had a spurt of growth after that and never looked healthier. A brother-in-law is a vegetarian and was disgusted that I buried the cat there, let alone without a casket, and vows to never eat fruit from my trees. Guess he thinks the fruit would have meat from the cat in it. Vegetarians are nuts.