I said my old school, not their old school.
As you probably know the name Steely Dan comes from a 19th. century sexual bondage device.
Apparently the Rooney family did not know this. They had named the Steelers’ cartoon mascot “Steely Dan”, until somebody pointed it out to them. He was quickly rechristened “Steely McBeam”.
“William and Mary won’t do” a line from the song.