[MGG]

I am deplorable because I say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Hoooooooooolidays.

[MtnClimber]

I am deplorable because I am not a muslim like huma.

[To Hell With Poverty]

I finally, finally made it on the Chump Line yesterday. I think it was my 6th or 7th attempt, lol. Mine was the little female voice cracking about Hillary’s basket of deportables, which I guess wasn’t that original, but hey I finally made it on.

If I was really creative, like the Governor Patrick guy or the guy who sings the same song but with different words every day, I’d come up with a new twist on Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA,”—”Well I’m prouuud to beeee a Deplorable!”

I don’t know where those everyday guys find the time to come up with something funny day in day out like they do!!!

[BradyLS]

Oooh! Good one!

“If you’d rather say Merry Christmas than Happy Holidays in a generous spirit of peace on earth and good will towards all mankind, you might be deplorable.”