[Bender2]

Re: Yes, thank heaven for... OU gals! It could be a long season in Norman.

Here at Slippery Rock, we are undefeated... and on top of the world! So, Bendy, I don't need comfort but I'll accept it--

Bendy, we lost to Arizona State last week, so why not... comfort us?

Yeah, Bendy, how's about some comfort for us... UT gals?

I comforted three UT Gals... last night--

And one... couldn't keep up--

Must be something in the water... in the Peoples Republic of Austin.

[Bender2]

Re: ......Eagles at Bears....

I tell ya Imp-- I picked the Iggles to win... but I sure hope your Bears catch on fire and pluck those green bastards to the bone!

Say, Bendy, if Imp fails and Da Bears get beat, will you... comfort me?

Me, too, Bendy! We can play... shadow puppets--

NO, BENDY!!! Not... shadow puppets!!!!

< Listen to Phil Donahue... Don't Play Shadow Puppets!