[PAR35]

When I was 16 I started dating a girl, and we broke up when I was 30. When we were 30

If you all dated for 14 years and you never married her, she should have dumped you at least 6 years before she did.

[Celerity]

“If you all dated for 14 years and you never married her, she should have dumped you at least 6 years before she did.”

Wow. F*** you.