Posted on 09/09/2016 9:04:47 AM PDT by RightGeek
Hillary Clinton has tried to cover up her health problems — but even her lapdog reporters in the national media have been forced to confront the medical issues that have clearly plagued her public appearances. Now the new issue of The National ENQUIRER — on newsstands now — reveals the full scope of the candidate's multiple maladies in a bombshell exclusive report!
From the cover:
3 strokes
Alzheimer's
Liver damage from booze
Violent rages
(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...
Door #1: Hillary
Door #2: Weiner
Door #3: Can't be worse.
Her primary care physician is apparently an oncogynocologist.
Way to go!!! Someone has finally come up with a reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane -— Doors #1 & #2!!!
Yep if that scar was from a face lift by expensive NY Plastic Surgeons, what the hell did she look like before?
That and if you have a wife that’s even ok with you raping other women, well hell, hounddogville here we come:-)
But not as horrible of a disaster as has been the 14th, and the 24th, with a shout out to the 26th.
Why do people keep focusing on those 16th, 17th and 19th amendments when far greater damage has been caused by the 14th and the 24th?
A point I have continuously tried to make for years here at Free Republic.
It doesn't matter if the accusations are true or not, we should repeat them as if they were true as often as possible. We do not owe any honor to Democrats, and we have no obligation to refrain from spreading rumors about them.
The Democrats have always spread the most scurrilous rumors about Republicans, but the minute we get something, (Like Obama's birth controversy) all the talking heads on our side said we shouldn't stoop so low as to use it.
Old joke about face lifts:
An old lady walks into a plastic surgeon’s office and tells him she wants a facelift. He says “Well, we have three models. The first is for $1000 and is guaranteed for one year, the second is $3000 and is guaranteed for 3 years and the last is $5000 and it is guaranteed for 5 years.”
The old lady says “Well tell me about them.”
The doctor says, “For $1000 you are going to get a half-ass job that you pay very little for.”
She responds, “Forget that one, what about the next one.”
He explains, “For $3000 we do a much better job and pay close attention to detail, but it is only guaranteed for 3 years.”
The lady says, “No, that’s no good either, what about the last one.”
The doctor replies, “For $5000 you are going to get the best facelift with a feature that is on the cutting edge of plastic surgery. There will be a dial attached to the back of your head and if you notice your face sagging, just come back in and we will tighten the dial.”
The lady is delighted and has the surgery. About 6 months later she comes back to the office very upset. “Doctor, I want my money back because I look horrible. Look at these bags under my eyes!”
The doctor leans back in his chair and says, “Lady you aren’t getting anything back. Those bags under your eyes are your breasts and if you keep messing with that dial, you’re going to have a mustache.”
The ugly is a reflection of her soul. There are lots of fine people who are even less physically attractive than the Witch but who have beautiful souls.
Only male homosexuals transmit AIDS. (as a general rule) While I have utter disgust for Bill Clinton, I would not go so far as to suggest he has any interest in male homosexuals, nor did Hillary.
But the theory is not necessarily wrong. There are a whole host of viral and bacteriological infections that occur from having large numbers of sex partners.
Whatever Bill Caught, Hillary eventually caught too.
I understand Huma’s roll, Taqiyya, etc.
Where from....that is scary
In a normal world, "Snopes" would have a meltdown. They are nothing but a couple of Ultra left-wing wacko liars.
They need to be aggravated to the point of having spasmodic seizures.
Huma probably doesn’t sleep with her any more. It wuld be dangerous to Mrs Bill. Huma is the caretaker and shield however, as well as being the conduit from and to the Moslem Brotherhood.
And when would that have been?
Bill said she was in hospital for six months trying to get over one recemtly
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