Mona Lisa reincarnated? [Vanity]

September 8, 2016 | CivilWarBrewing

[CivilWarBrewing]

Forgive my seemingly silly post, but I saw a photo which really struck me today..

You've heard about the girl/woman who slept with multiple police officers over at the OPD in Oakland, California. Upon seeing her booking photo taken in Florida upon her arrest I couldn't help but thinking I've seen this woman before! Then I took a look at the iconic painting by Leonardo DaVinci of Mona Lisa and said "OMG, THAT'S HER!"

Take a look and compare their facial features:

[SoCal Pubbie]

Wth the right hairstyle and makeup, and the face turned to the camera to thin her face, she could pass. Note also that Mona Lisa had shaved eyebrows, which were the style at the time.

[wideminded]

Not exactly the same but there are definitely various points of similarity.

[Chainmail]

"I see a mestizo whore with well-earned low self esteem."

Pretty ugly thing to say, buddy. How would someone describe you on any given day?

[T-Bone Texan]

Is she hiding another mestizo in her cleavage?

I swear, those folks are like Russian nesting dolls: The old one has bred a younger one, who is on her hip, and when you look closely you can see that the younger one also has ANOTHER, even younger one on her hip, and so on, forever, like a fractal or something.

[JimRed]

I was going to say, unlike the Mona Lisa, she’s gifted with a LOT of nose, and even with applying makeup with a trowel, you aren’t gonnna spackle that one over...

Just let us all remember, there's a person in there.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Cops must be hard-up.

[onedoug]

No. The Mona Lisa is much prettier.

[vetvetdoug]

I will probably see the resemblance after a few more beers.

[T-Bone Texan]

Well, it depends on what exactly the person said about me.

The article starts out with the fact that she is very promiscuous, and I note the award-winning tattoo that may win medals in the Dominican Republic.

Oh, and the stupid selfie photo.

Oh, and the criminality.

“Mestizo” comes into play because she is most likely in no way related to the various people of the Italian peninsula.

[jonascord]

Certain behaviors tend to reduce the value of personhood. I offer HRC as an example.

I'm judgmental as a hell.

[MeganC]

“What’s with her get up in the mug shot. Is she the catcher on a women’s softball team?”

That’s a bullet-proof vest. I recognize the velcro shoulder straps like what Mr. Megan has on his.

[Smittie]

Laz... paging Laz...need your input...

[IronJack]

Mona Sleaza?
Moaning Skeezer?

[Trillian]

Moaning Lisa.

[Roger Kaputnik]

I’d probably hit the 2nd photo but not the 1st. Somebody needs to ask Laz for a ruling on this.

[Vermont Lt]

If you knew anything about reincarnation, that is not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.

[clearcarbon]

"What am I missing?"

Bubble gum?

[EnquiringMind]

Haha!! That’s funny. :)

[Chainmail]

Nonetheless, it's a venomous-sounding way of describing the young woman and the way you phrased it with the old hatred-laced description of someone of mixed race doesn't reflect well on you. I seriously doubt that any of us are a "pure" anything anymore.

We often describe our past "conquests" with gusto and the more the merrier - but when this young women doesn't fit your conceptions of what she should be - in other words acting in many ways as we did in our prime, she is less than worthless.

If I were you, I work on some self-reflection before pouring on the vitriol. It doesn't reflect well on you or our conservative and Christian movement.