I heard the ER residents in some inner city hospital had an ongoing competition to see what ridiculous things they could get the teenagers to name their newborns. One pulled off “Placenta”, but they made him go back and talk her out of it.
Nosmo King
Placenta is actually a fairly common name. There are a couple of them in my wife’s school. VaGeena is another one. I don’t think anyone has beat Neosynephrin Nyquil Gainer yet, though.