BS, I can talk to my dog in regular tone i.e. commands, she understands all of them. She can also here me put on my socks and shoes from the other end of the house. She understands when I say she has to stay home and watch the house in a normal conversational tone of voice, she gets a sad face but she understands,
Sure he does. And he helps you balance your checkbook and work out complex calculus problems too.
When he’s not dry humping your leg or drinking out of the toilet bowl.