[MGG]

Ironhead Gallon (real name) is playing football for Georgia Southern. I don’t think he had any “confusion” growing up. Other than. Should he be an OL or a DL.

[real saxophonist]

Interesting you mention GA Southern. I was going to post that I went to college with a girl named Michael Ann, and I always thought that was weird. That college was, in fact, GA Southern.

I had a Drill Instructor named SGT Dicks. Nobody made fun of his name.