[Buckeye McFrog]

I grew up with a guy named Richard Long. Boy could he fight.

I lived in Flint, Michigan for five years. Attended a lot of minor-league hockey games (cause frankly there's nothing else to do in that town).

Their big rivalry was with a team from Kalamazoo. They had a goaltender on their roster named Larry Dick. You just had to be there with 5000 drunken minor-league hockey fans when their team's chief rival skated onto the ice, led by a guy with "#1 DICK" on the back of his jersey.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I used to work with a man named Richard Head. But enough of that.