h/t Byron_the_Aussie
h/t ar
h/t FReeper kiryandil
h/t FReeper Bon mots
I wanted to be alone with my thoughts, but they stood me up.
h/t AJ
At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that the "dumb blonde" myth is all wrong. To prove it he asked one cute young volunteer, "How much is 101 plus 20?"
The blonde answered, "120."
"No," he said, "that’s not right."
The blonde audience called out, "Give her another chance!"
So the speaker asked the blonde, "How much is 10 plus 13?"
Slowly the blonde replied, "16."
"Sorry", he said, shaking his head.
Once again the crowd roared, "Give her another chance."
"This is your last try," warned the speaker. "How much is 2 plus 2?"
Carefully she ventured, "Four?"
And the blonde crowd yelled, "Give her another chance!"
h/t Grampa Dave>
NASA's robot Curisoity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no ESPN, beer or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.
