Bingo!
“Hillary kicked him in the groin for saying Good Morning.”
This.
Also, maybe the guard is getting into a Wingchun stance ? And wait a sec... that Suburban isn’t really armored. Looks light armor at best. It’s an older one too - 2000-2006. Interesting.
Well.. no.. Correct that. The inner insert is at least medium armored. The door itself doesn’t look too protected but the inserts are certainly there.
Bingo!