To: Red Badger
When a person gets older it becomes more difficult to pass gas without pooping a little.
21 posted on
08/25/2016 1:23:00 PM PDT by
T-Bone Texan
(Don't be a lone wolf. Form up small leaderlesss cells ASAP !)
To: T-Bone Texan
To: T-Bone Texan
When a person gets older it becomes more difficult to pass gas without pooping a little.That's the sh*ttiest haiku I've ever seen. #Disappointed
28 posted on
08/25/2016 1:26:55 PM PDT by
thesharkboy
(posting without reading the article since 1998)
To: T-Bone Texan
Also, known as wet farts.
80 posted on
08/25/2016 2:14:47 PM PDT by
N9841A
To: T-Bone Texan
When a person gets older it becomes more difficult to pass gas without pooping a little.I hereby introduce a new phrase: Shart circuit.
96 posted on
08/25/2016 2:27:19 PM PDT by
Vision Thing
(You know the depths of my heart, and You love me the same...)
To: T-Bone Texan
Hell, I thought my skivvies were growing turds while I was sleeping. Thanks for the heads up.
105 posted on
08/25/2016 2:35:23 PM PDT by
Safetgiver
(Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: T-Bone Texan
Or as my husband used to say, never trust a fart.
119 posted on
08/25/2016 3:00:52 PM PDT by
Auntie Mame
(Fear not tomorrow. God is already there.)
To: T-Bone Texan
When a person gets older it becomes more difficult to pass gas without pooping a little. I've been told once I turn 60, I will never trust a fart again.
127 posted on
08/25/2016 3:32:10 PM PDT by
IamConservative
(Hillary walks while 100's of teens get prosecuted for mishandling Miley Cyrus MP3's..)
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