**VANITY** The SS guy...why???

08-25-2016 | Me

[maggief]

Justin might be looking for another job soon.

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/democratic-presidential-nominee-former-secretary-of-state-hillary-picture-id595420728

[Vision Thing]

Been there, done that, too, and it happened only a few days ago. And when it happened, the phrase immediately popped into my mind.

Thought I’d shared it with the world today, especially with those who have a sense of humor. :)

[Jane Long]

That pic needed a strong warning, FRiend!!! Aaaaacckkk!

[maggief]

Oopsie ... so sorry!

[Safetgiver]

Hell, I thought my skivvies were growing turds while I was sleeping. Thanks for the heads up.

[Vision Thing]

And they say it’s no fun growing old. That’s some funny s—, er, stuff right there. :)

[Jane Long]

Did you see where HNL cancelled Dr Drew?

DO NOT QUESTION THE MEAN QUEEN’S HEALTH....or, off with your head!

[henbane]

. . . maybe the guard is getting into a Wingchun stance??

Bingo!

[AZLiberty]

I was told my 102-year-old grandmother died (15 years ago) from a fall while getting into the passenger side of a pickup truck. Snow and ice were complicating factors.

No one shared the name of the doofus who let a 102-year-old lady, well under five feet tall, try to climb into a pickup by herself with snow and ice on the ground.

[maggief]

Yep!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3462908/posts

;)

[maggief]

(Reporters chose the chocolates ...)

Liz KreutzVerified account @ABCLiz

Reporters ask Clinton if she'll take some questions. Clinton, in response, tells reporters to try some chocolate

[mrsmith]

He's trying to hit the Mute button on his Smart shoephone.

[Covenantor]

O·M·G

Zooming in you can see the chin hairs, witches wart, skin tags, and skin that looks likecit’s been in the desert sun too long.

She has to have some top drawer Hollywood Special effects make-up people prepping her for public appearences and a media totally dedicated to full time touch up of photo and video.

No wonder she doesn’t let the unvetted little people near her.

[DUMBGRUNT]

A cripple, a Jew and a black!
Gotta have one of each!!!

[Jane Long]

Guy being chocolatier.....looks like he’s saying “That’s not chocolate!”

[Jane Long]

I know!! It's worse than a scary movie!! I'd just got that horrid sight out of my mind, after chiding maggie for not giving me a WARNING, and you go and ping me to that dreadful description.

😱😱🙈

[Jane Long]

Being....should be BEHIND.

Aggghhh.

[norwaypinesavage]

The stories are catheter.

[Auntie Mame]

Or as my husband used to say, never trust a fart.

[tumblindice]

SS working for Her HEinous must not know if they’re coming or going.