And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing.
The American male’s descent into sex-maddened terminal vanity and self-absorption continues...
My 9-year-old daughter is standing 4'11" as of yesterday. My 12-going-on-13-year-old-son is standing at 5' 6". Of course, they both inherited my lack of coordination, so there's no advantage gained by the height...
Nooooo... Bald men are sexy! :)
Now, a man with a plastered, twirled nest of hair on top of the head to hide the baldness is ridiculous.
Good news for the bald misanthrope.
Bullsqueeze.
I’m 5’4” and past 1/2 bald (think monk’s tonsor), and I get hit on all the time from women 1/2 my age. My wife thinks it’s funny.....
A friendly smile, self-confidence, and a flirtatious manner, and a thick wallet is all it takes. If I were the cheating sort, I could get plenty of strange.
A snappy haircut can make a difference in how people react to you, that's for sure.
Ah, that’s OK! Women in the know have already realized that my bald head simply means that my body produces a LOT more testosterone than men with a full head of hair!
I say, “Pffftttt” and “AH - HA - HA - HA - HA - HA” to all of you unlucky men who have to suffer with a full head of hair! Eat your hearts out!” ;-)
Every woman I have ever known has thought that bald WAS SEXY!
maybe I’m just a statistical anomaly . . .
Getting the faggot take on it, were they?
No wonder the homos pay no attention to me, bald olde farte that I am, but tall.
Is that why we see so many romantic movies with bald leading men?
No kidding.
I can save them some time with future studies.
Size matters.
Men like attractive women.
No your mom can’t live with us.
I have more hair now than I did in my twenties, or at least it grows in more places.
Now I’m muscular for 47 and a little too much paunch but otherwise women seem to think I’m good looking. But the hair. What I have is still enough but it’s thinning and I’m using a topical.
Since it’s still non-gray, thick and curly in the back I might get one of those transplants haha. Either that or I’ll be Costanza unless I really lean out.
yes, we are all of those things
:)
Yea but bald guys have more fun
I had to two bald headed bar buddies, one white, one black ...
who whenever they see each other at the bar
Would knock heads together and yell “eight ball in the corner pocket!”
I lost most my hair in my 50’s, but now I consider it a blessing as I can’t stand the heat anymore when wearing a hard-hat. Only takes me about 10 minutes to shave off the rest of my cookie the clown hair.
I still tell my wife I have “solar sex panels” though... Just not sure she’s still buying it. :)
***hair loss does reduce attractiveness.***
Of course it does! Hair covers all the dents, bumps, points, flat spots in a man’s skull. And I’ve got plenty of them, and no hair!
