I knew you were going there.
Let’s get scientific about it. How about an experiment? You know, real hands-on empirical evidence?
Experiment:
Infect yourself and get back to us. We’ll monitor your progress with such a benign virus. Monthly updates will do fine. I’m sure the moderators will have no problems with vanities like those.
By the way, medical treatment is out of the question. You have to let HIV run its course, which should be just fine since it doesn’t really do anything, right?
I have a better idea. Learn about something we call “medicine”. It helps keep people alive.
You can probably Google it.