Well, I got this Magic 8-ball thingy. We could use that. It's pretty amazing - you can't hardly read it now, but if you look at it just right with a magnifying glass, it says, "Reply hazy. Try again". Which it is.
How does it know that?
Why, that’s Brillllliant! I should have consulted your 8 Ball right off.
Tyere used to be a website for dat. An app must be out thrre now.