Got out of my car with an unstrung 55lb longbow. Heard the phone ringing and ran for the house. Tried to shift the bow to my right hand so I could open the door with me left. Somehow I lost my hold on it just before I was to pass between the two 4x4 posts that supported the awning. It’s ends caught the posts perfectly and it centered on my chest. I was launched backwards a good five feet and landed on my butt. I missed the call.
Went swimming in the ocean, came out covered in seaweed.