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Lucky me!

Early this morning, I was fortunate enough to receive an Email offer, selling a 48% share of this operation!!!
Such a deal!

And when we see the landlord, We can look that guy right in the eye . We're in the money Come on, my honey Let's spend it, lend it, Send it rolling around!

1 posted on 08/16/2016 7:16:37 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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2 posted on 08/16/2016 7:19:26 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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I hope they do find it. Even if the gold isn’t real, there very likely are lost works of art that can be brought to light again, as well as potential caches of Nazi secret documents that can shed even greater light on the history of that time.


3 posted on 08/16/2016 7:21:28 AM PDT by Little Pig
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A Polish immigrant goes to the Wisconsin Department of Motor Vehicles in Milwaukee to apply for a driver’s license and is told he has to take an eye test. The examiner shows him a card with the letters:

C Z J W I X N O S T A C Z

“Can you read this?” the examiner asks.

“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “Hell, I know the guy!


4 posted on 08/16/2016 7:21:47 AM PDT by Carriage Hill ( Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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5 posted on 08/16/2016 7:21:52 AM PDT by Donglalinger
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Ask Winston


10 posted on 08/16/2016 7:28:55 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Donald Trump, warts and all, is not a public enemy. The Golems in the GOP are stasis and apathy)
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The authorities quell any mention because they stole the gold a long time ago.


15 posted on 08/16/2016 7:51:23 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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Has anyone seen Harrison Ford lately?


16 posted on 08/16/2016 7:55:26 AM PDT by Kommodor (Terrorist, Journalist or Democrat? I can't tell the difference.)
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17 posted on 08/16/2016 8:24:15 AM PDT by MUDDOG
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I hope they do better than the guys on Oak Island.


19 posted on 08/16/2016 8:56:53 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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