A thorobred owner was having trouble with birds making a home in his horse’s mane. The vet told him to sprinkle yeast on the horse to fix the problem. Sure enough, the birds stayed away. Which only goes to show that yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet.
Mick Jagger walks into the gymnasium at the Playboy mansion, and sees Hefner pinning Dennis Weaver on the wrestling mat. He yells “Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud”