It's Discipline, not Child Abuse
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It's Discipline, not Child Abuse
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When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.
In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.
She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, I’m so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?
Bill thought for a while and said, I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.
Hillary was shocked, but said, Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I’m disappointed and saddened by your behavior; however, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.
Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, So why do you have all that money in the box
He answered, Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center.
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‘Losers focus on winners.’ That’s good.
“Don’t bogart that joint, my friend........Pass it over to me”
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IN! Happy Friday, Lucky, and thanks for your dedication in posting this “comic relief” when we need it most: Fridays!
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When Micheal Phelps was asked if he was ready for the Olympics he said, “I’ve been out swimming everybody since conception.”
Re the photo of the guy on the surfboard in the garbage dump known as the Bay of Rio.
Obama gave the communist leader of Brazil, Lulu (Not the British singer), a $2 Billion loan for oil development. Couldn’t Lulu or present Brazilian Marxist terrorist leader Rousseff have bought a couple trash skimmers to clean up the bay before the Olympics?
Perfect example of how three Marxist leaders are complete failures when it comes to helping the “people”.
