[Harmless Teddy Bear]

As funny as some of these suggestions are... get a professional.

It makes it much easier when you have to file a claim with your insurance company for opossum damage.

[Califreak]

Counting possums in my walls
That don’t bother me at all
Playing solitaire til dawn
With a deck of 51
Smokin cigarettes and watchin Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me
I’ve nothing to do....