[T-Bone Texan]

"...This is going to be painful to watch...."

I respectfully disagree.

This is gonna be awesome to watch.

I'm already inventing drinking games: Whenever e. coli is referenced, take a drink of beer

Whenever a stupid-as human interest story references humble beginnings, swig a cocktail.

Whenever the camera pans over the bay and you can see either feces or body parts, drink vodka directly from the bottle.

[tomkat]