I just came out of a very productive meeting. Something about migrating databases, or something. Anyway, used that time wisely. Haikus:
Robbed at airport
Shot in taxi over
Rio bucket list!
Phelps has weird feeling
The water here feels thicker
It's "Rio Pudding"
Brown logs in water
Curious, he brings to nose:
Not a candy bar!
Trying to score drugs
Phelps gets raped, murdered, Zika'd
Welcome to Rio!
Firemen rob you
And the police sell you drugs
a 3rd world hell hole
Corn's a staple food
Favela eat lots of it
Now it's in Phelps' mouth