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To: Popman

What happened to That Woman’s neck? It has just completely retreated into the pantsuits the last couple of months. Must be some major turkey-wrinklage going on. Or something.


26 posted on 07/27/2016 7:53:41 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (EAT THE YOUNG! 100 million guppies can't be wrong.)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Like Darth Vader before her, Cankles is now more machine than human. Her all-enveloping pantsuits conceal the apparati which provide life support to the remaining brain tissue within that perfectly coifed head which bobbles & smiles like the Disney audio-animatronic robots seen at the New York Worlds Fair more than a half century ago.

Only...who is the real command voice behind the Cankles device?


28 posted on 07/27/2016 8:09:22 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: West Texas Chuck

How does one explain Canada, ay?


29 posted on 07/27/2016 8:15:20 PM PDT by Macrinus
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