Lets look at the speaker list:
Bubba - Accused rapist and disbarred lawyer...oh and impeached president
Fauxcahontas - Lied about Indian heritage to advance in academic world
St. Trayvon’s mom - Upset a ‘white hispanic’ wouldn’t just lie on the ground and let himself get beat to death by her son
Gentle Giant’s mom - Stood by hubby’s side as he incited riot (and was later arrested for this). Later in an altercation with family over merchandise rights for Gentle Giant. I’m actually surprised she’s not on probation and can leave the state.
Francisca Ortiz - Illegal alien.
Astrid Silva - ‘Dreamer’...IOW illegal alien
Bernie Sanders - Avowed socialist
Slow Joe - An actual, documented plagiarist
Barry - Former (?) drug user, general layabout.
Chelsea - Doesn’t care about money...but strangely seems to have a lot of it.
HRC - Cattle futures pro - although strangely after her first windfall, she never invested again.
Vince Foster’s ghost - Just a little something for the Berners to think about, in case they want to cause a scene.
What? No Craig Livingstone?
All but one has a different last name.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
It's just so doggone stereotypical.
I mean, where was "dad" while junior was growing up?
Maybe if the actual "dads" of these thugs did their JOBS, and raised their sons right, they'd still be alive.
To add to the farce, Mike Brown's "mom" and "step-dad" beat up his grandmother with a pipe because she was selling merchandise, without giving her a cut of the profits.
Basically the All-American family that we have been craving to hear from.
Wouldn't joe six-pack punchclock just LOVE to live next to one of these paragons of virtue?