As a friendly reminder...A post I read just yesterday...
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod …….. and how was your day?
great but your story made it better
ROFLOL
Just say you identified that day as a cow.
Used to live on a farm - those things poot all day